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Uncle Sam's Cart · Today's receipt

The government went shopping. It got weird.

Actual government contract notices, presented as a shopping receipt because democracy apparently needs fish food.

#1Line item #1Ceremony Department

National Cemetery Administration - Memorial Day Rentals for Ceremony - National Memorial Cemetery of AZ -- W071

Veterans Affairs · NATIONAL CEMETERY ADMIN (36C786)

Official title: National Cemetery Administration - Memorial Day Rentals for Ceremony - National Memorial Cemetery of AZ -- W071

ceremony department: ceremony, memorial

Ceremony DepartmentOddly Specific ObjectGovernment Vibe
#2Line item #2Tactical Snack

Cooked Meats: Beef Crumbles, Pulled Pork, Chicken Pulled and Chicken Fajita Strips for use in Domestic Food Assistance Programs

Agriculture · USDA AMS 3J14

Official title: Cooked Meats: Beef Crumbles, Pulled Pork, Chicken Pulled and Chicken Fajita Strips for use in Domestic Food Assistance Programs

tactical snack: beef, pork, chicken

Tactical Snack
#3Line item #3Animal Logistics

Integrated Small Unmanned Aircraft Systems (SuAS) Detection & Bird/Wildlife Aircraft Strike Hazard (BASH) Radar System

Defense · FA3010 81 CONS CC

Official title: Integrated Small Unmanned Aircraft Systems (SuAS) Detection & Bird/Wildlife Aircraft Strike Hazard (BASH) Radar System

animal logistics: wildlife, bird

Animal LogisticsScience Project
#4Line item #4Tactical Snack

CANNED CHICKEN, BEEF, & PORK & POUCHED CHICKEN PRODUCTS

Agriculture · USDA AMS 3J14

Official title: CANNED CHICKEN, BEEF, & PORK & POUCHED CHICKEN PRODUCTS

tactical snack: beef, pork, chicken

Tactical Snack
#5Line item #5Oddly Specific Object

BPA Setup - Waste Removal and disposal from Vault toilets & Septic tanks at various sites for the Region 6 National Forest

Agriculture · USDA-FS, CSA NORTHWEST 2

Official title: BPA Setup - Waste Removal and disposal from Vault toilets & Septic tanks at various sites for the Region 6 National Forest

oddly specific object: toilets, waste

Oddly Specific ObjectGovernment Vibe