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Uncle Sam's Cart · Today's receipt

The government went shopping. It got weird.

Actual government contract notices, presented as a shopping receipt because democracy apparently needs fish food.

#1Line item #1Animal Logistics

B--WV-ESFO-BUMBLE BEE STUDY

Interior · FWS SAT TEAM 3

Official title: B--WV-ESFO-BUMBLE BEE STUDY

animal logistics: fish, wildlife, bee

Animal LogisticsCeremony Department
#2Line item #2Ceremony Department

National Cemetery Administration - Memorial Day Rentals for Ceremony - National Memorial Cemetery of AZ -- W071

Veterans Affairs · NATIONAL CEMETERY ADMIN (36C786)

Official title: National Cemetery Administration - Memorial Day Rentals for Ceremony - National Memorial Cemetery of AZ -- W071

ceremony department: ceremony, memorial

Ceremony DepartmentOddly Specific ObjectGovernment Vibe
#3Line item #3Tactical Snack

Cooked Meats: Pulled Chicken, Beef Crumbles & Pulled Pork for use in Domestic Food Assistance Programs

Agriculture · USDA AMS 3J14

Official title: Cooked Meats: Pulled Chicken, Beef Crumbles & Pulled Pork for use in Domestic Food Assistance Programs

tactical snack: beef, pork, chicken

Tactical Snack
#4Line item #4Oddly Specific Object

BPA Setup - Waste Removal and disposal from Vault toilets & Septic tanks at various sites for the Region 6 National Forest

Agriculture · USDA-FS, CSA NORTHWEST 2

Official title: BPA Setup - Waste Removal and disposal from Vault toilets & Septic tanks at various sites for the Region 6 National Forest

oddly specific object: toilets, waste

Oddly Specific ObjectGovernment Vibe
#5Line item #5Tactical Snack

CANNED/POUCHED CHICKEN, CANNED BEEF, AND CANNED PORK PRODUCTS

Agriculture · USDA AMS 3J14

Official title: CANNED/POUCHED CHICKEN, CANNED BEEF, AND CANNED PORK PRODUCTS

tactical snack: beef, pork, chicken

Tactical Snack