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Uncle Sam's Cart · Today's receipt

The government went shopping. It got weird.

Actual government contract notices, presented as a shopping receipt because democracy apparently needs fish food.

#1Line item #1Animal Logistics

Installation of Livestock Holding Pens and Chutes

Agriculture · MRPBS MINNEAPOLIS MN

Official title: Installation of Livestock Holding Pens and Chutes

animal logistics: dog, dogs, canine

Animal Logistics
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#2Line item #2Ceremony Department

National Cemetery Administration - Memorial Day Rentals for Ceremony - National Memorial Cemetery of AZ -- W071

Veterans Affairs · NATIONAL CEMETERY ADMIN (36C786)

Official title: National Cemetery Administration - Memorial Day Rentals for Ceremony - National Memorial Cemetery of AZ -- W071

ceremony department: ceremony, memorial

Ceremony DepartmentOddly Specific ObjectGovernment Vibe
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#3Line item #3Animal Logistics

OR-SHELDON-HART MTN NWR CX-VAULT TOILET

Interior · FWS, SAT TEAM 1

Official title: OR-SHELDON-HART MTN NWR CX-VAULT TOILET

animal logistics: fish, wildlife

Animal LogisticsOddly Specific ObjectGovernment Vibe
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#4Line item #4Oddly Specific Object

BPA Setup - Waste Removal and disposal from Vault toilets & Septic tanks at various sites for the Region 6 National Forest

Agriculture · USDA-FS, CSA NORTHWEST 2

Official title: BPA Setup - Waste Removal and disposal from Vault toilets & Septic tanks at various sites for the Region 6 National Forest

oddly specific object: toilets, waste

Oddly Specific ObjectGovernment Vibe
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#5Line item #5Animal Logistics

B--OR-ARD-MGRT BIRDS & ST PRGMS-SRA PH 2

Interior · FWS, SAT TEAM 1

Official title: B--OR-ARD-MGRT BIRDS & ST PRGMS-SRA PH 2

animal logistics: fish, wildlife, birds

Animal Logistics
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