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Uncle Sam's Cart · Today's receipt

The government went shopping. It got weird.

Actual government contract notices, presented as a shopping receipt because democracy apparently needs fish food.

#1Line item #1Deer/Goose Affairs

The deer and geese situation has reached procurement

Agriculture · MRPBS MINNEAPOLIS MN

Official title: Deer and Goose Processing

The official title is just “DEER AND GOOSE PROCESSING,” which is either a contract notice or the world’s bleakest lunch menu.

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#2Line item #2Animal Logistics

Install a bat-friendly wildlife gate located on the Olympic National Forest

Agriculture · USDA-FS, STEWARDSHIP CONTRACTING BRANCH

Official title: Install a bat-friendly wildlife gate located on the Olympic National Forest

animal logistics: wildlife, bat

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#3Line item #3Animal Logistics

WHEATLAND ORC HOOF TRIMMING SERVICES (BASE + 4 YEA

Interior · WASHINGTON DC OFFICE

Official title: WHEATLAND ORC HOOF TRIMMING SERVICES (BASE + 4 YEA

animal logistics: horse, horses, burro

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#4Line item #4Ceremony Department

National Cemetery Administration - Memorial Day Rentals for Ceremony - National Memorial Cemetery of AZ -- W071

Veterans Affairs · NATIONAL CEMETERY ADMIN (36C786)

Official title: National Cemetery Administration - Memorial Day Rentals for Ceremony - National Memorial Cemetery of AZ -- W071

ceremony department: ceremony, memorial

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#5Line item #5Oddly Specific Object

BPA Setup - Waste Removal and disposal from Vault toilets & Septic tanks at various sites for the Region 6 National Forest

Agriculture · USDA-FS, CSA NORTHWEST 2

Official title: BPA Setup - Waste Removal and disposal from Vault toilets & Septic tanks at various sites for the Region 6 National Forest

oddly specific object: toilets, waste

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